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Post by Black Wing Angel on Sept 14, 2006 16:16:38 GMT -5
granted, but it's my post that pulls it off
i wish the sun wasn't so bright....
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~Dookie~
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Ze penguin of DEATH!
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Post by ~Dookie~ on Sept 16, 2006 10:10:45 GMT -5
Granted, but then your girl friend with the nice tan line is a white albino hag
I wish I was 18
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Post by nocompromise on Sept 16, 2006 18:43:39 GMT -5
Granted, but you are the -worst- pro wrestler.
I wish I wasn't alone this weekend.
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Post by Black Wing Angel on Sept 16, 2006 20:16:50 GMT -5
granted, but your company is the guys from "Queer eye for the Straight guy"
i wish i hadn't wasted today.....-_-
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Post by smithers on Sept 17, 2006 19:05:13 GMT -5
granted...but instead you waste every other day
i wish it was next weekend already
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Post by Black Wing Angel on Sept 18, 2006 19:16:50 GMT -5
granted, but you miss tommorrow...the day when your would-be girlfriend asks you out
i wish i could see ozzfest...
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Post by erik on Sept 19, 2006 20:15:23 GMT -5
Granted, but you get so drugged up you don't remember a thing.
I wish I had an endless baggy of pot, and never get addicted to it.
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Post by smithers on Sept 19, 2006 21:56:36 GMT -5
granted but you get busted and spend life in jail
i wish i hadnt missed that day when my would be girlfriend asked me out
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Post by Black Wing Angel on Sept 21, 2006 10:04:38 GMT -5
granted, but she was using you to get back at her muscle-bound boyfriend...who'll surely put you in a body-cast for making out with his girl...
i wish my hair would grow longer, faster...
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Post by erik on Sept 23, 2006 15:30:48 GMT -5
Granted, but it's like that on every square inch of your body...
I wish I could be as funny as Maddox.
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Post by Black Wing Angel on Sept 24, 2006 21:55:20 GMT -5
granted, but you get shot for making offensive jokes
i wish i could be the guy who does the voice overs for the movie trailors
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Post by erik on Sept 25, 2006 14:45:46 GMT -5
Granted, but your body is terribly disfigured.
I wish I could read minds.
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Post by Black Wing Angel on Sept 25, 2006 14:48:03 GMT -5
granted, but you have no controll over it, so you go insane when in a crowded area
i wish Paris Hilton's CD were banned from shelves....
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Post by erik on Sept 25, 2006 14:51:26 GMT -5
Granted, but then a crappier CD comes out... Hard to imagine, but somehow it happens.
I wish good music would start being popular again.
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Post by Black Wing Angel on Sept 25, 2006 14:55:02 GMT -5
granted, but the pop-culture people cause it to water down AMAZINGLY QUICK]
i wish metallica would get back to their old style..
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