corrupted wish

[erik]

Granteed, but it's somehow even worse than their new stuff.

I wish Vardoger would come up with new stuff.

[Black Wing Angel]

granted, but it's a total let down

i wish everyday could be christmas

[erik]

Granted, but everybody gets so sick of it that nobody pays attention to it any more.

I wish Marisa lived in my town.

[Black Wing Angel]

granted, but he/she doesn't know you

i wish i could be in New York

[erik]

Granted, but you turn black.

I wish I could time travel.

[Black Wing Angel]

granted, but you can't controll it..

i wish i could have some great power...

[erik]

Granted, but it's really lame... Like having the uncanny ability to attract old gay men.

I wish that I was better at soccer.

[Black Wing Angel]

Granted, but you still get left face down in the mud when you try to score.

i wish Pop music would be banned....

[Luna]

Granted, but what would young kids try to be? Failing Rockers? You'll have to listen to them everyday out of tune.

I wish that French is not a Second Language for Canada.

[Black Wing Angel]

granted, but it's replaced with Slovokian (is that a real language??)

i wish i could learn Japanese!

[erik]

Granted, but you forget English and have to live the rest of your life in a tiny apartment in dowtown Tokyo.

I wish I could find the perfect bass guitar. (I'm going to pick up the bass in a couple of years, and I'm trying to find the 'perfect bass'.)

[Black Wing Angel]

granted, but you never learn how to play it right

i wish i had $1,000,000,000

[Luna]

Granted, but then your friends will take advantage of you, friends with benifits. And you'll lose it all in the stock portfolio.

I wish that the wo/man who brought Math to the world never existed.

[Black Wing Angel]

granted, but we're all cavemen...with no electricity or any other modern conviniances...

i wish for a thunderstorm...

[Luna]

granted, but you'll get struck by it xD

I wish for my birthday to come sooner.